Another unusual how sitting experience:

Good Afternoon Jackie,
I have an uninvited guest taken a nap in K’s sofa. It looks like a young stoat and is totally at ease with me talking to it. I have asked it to leave and I do not want to let the cats or dogs into the lounge, I do not want bloodshed.
I have opened the windows in the hope it will go.
Happy new year, it is always fun time here at K and M’s
John

 

The follow up , the stoat was coaxed into a cat basket with a little food and safely taken outside